It’s summertime and the kids are home….here are some great dental “groaners” to spring on them!
Q: What did one tooth say to the other tooth?
A: Thar’s gold in them fills!
Q: What did the judge say to the dentist?
A: Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?
Q: Why did the tree go to the dentist?
A: To get a root canal.
Q: Why did the king go to the dentist?
A: To get his teeth crowned!
Q: What time do you go to the dentist?
A: Tooth-Hurty!
Q: What does a dentist do during an earthquake?
A: She braces herself!
Q: What did the tooth say to the dentist as she was leaving?
A: Fill me in when you get back
Q: What is a dentist’s favorite animal?
A: A molar bear!
Q: Has your tooth stopped hurting yet?
A: I don’t know, the dentist kept it.
Q: What did the dentist get for an award?
A: A little plaque
